I've lost count. I am robotic for the next four days, except that robots don't ever get tired.
When I woke up yesterday the first song I heard on the radio was the Devo version of "Working in a Coal Mine." It made me chuckle.
On a more serious note, one of my coworkers found a blade similar to a razor in a 50-lb. bag of sugar yesterday. Here's to hoping we changed purveyors on the spot.